Thursday, June 17, 2010


HANDSFREE publications present

Delivering the highest caliber in news and reporting from esteemed syndicated columnists such as Mr. Potato Nose and Ye Olde Peglegger, HANDSFREE’s coverage of local and global issues has become the go to source for credible news reporting. Covering an eclectic range of topics including pig’s milk, sports, porn life, child birth do’s and don’ts, Steven Tyler, pre-ski workouts, and much more. Come peruse all the issues including the new full color edition now with spell check! Oh yeah and FREE WAFFLES. Seriously. FREE WAFFLES. Featuring work by Ben Smith, Brad Rogers, Pete Sutfin, Tim Armour, Bart Jones, Rick Davenger, Chris Fetter and more! Plus-ALL YOU CAN EAT FREE WAFFLES ya Peepee face. BYOB.

Opening Reception: Saturday, June 26, 7-11pm

Thursday, April 22, 2010


death of a death of a salesman

Dear Second Bedroom,

I’m responsible for the Recession. Well, not just me, but myself and my ilk: Telephone Salespeople. I’ve died and gone to Hell, and I’m a living, speaking tongue of flame selling ad space in trade pubs for Nybbas out of a boiler room in Malebolge. The last ten years of my life on earth were spent misappropriating marketing funds from dopes

in some of the worst hit parts of the country. Vain business owners threw tens of thousands of dollars my way for fake magazines in every godforsaken industry under the sun. This bucket of crap is known as the Profiles Industry, it’s kind of like Vanity Publishing but creepier, and it’s the only future for printed publications in end times.

Everything I said was made up. Taking everyone from idiot executives of Fortune 500 companies to family business owners, 250 calls a day. I separated them from their coffers with insider information (and football talk) that was smuggled via bogus research made for cover stories that would never be written. Lies became truth with practice, and we would do anything for a stale beer and box seats at the hockey game sitting on the boss’s knee: “It doesn’t matter if the vice-president was killed in a car wreck – call the C.F.O. at home on his cell phone. We have a fish-fry target to hit.” So, I risked being pulled apart by horses for five hundred years to send you and

your readership this sales script.


Vincent Dermody

Opening Reception: Saturday, May 15, 7-11pm

Sunday, March 14, 2010



Alberto Aguilar and Alexander "Turbo/Buster Bear" Cohen

OPENING RECEPTION: Saturday, April 10, 7-11pm

Armed with ADHD, skittles, and raw unadulterated man-child silliness secondBEDROOM becomes the battleground for a war against sleep. With play at stake, our slumber party soldiers Alberto Aguilar and Alexander "Turbo/Buster Bear" Cohen will brave the harsh biological demands of their bodies for art, a la building forts, swapping stories, confessing crushes, and making prank phone calls, the product of which will be the material for the exhibit. United for the cause since September 2009, the duo has collaborated on countless drawings, two major installations, video, sound works, and has formed the band "The Loookers" which will perform opening night.

Alberto Aguilar

Raised in the notorious mob run town of Cicero, IL. After five turbulent years of high school he enrolled in The School of the Art Institute of Chicago where he received his BFA in 1997 and MFA in 2001. For five years Alberto taught part-time at various colleges throughout Chicago and painted several public murals with assistance of students. In 2004 he decided to give up painting due to a growing skepticism

towards the sloppy medium and a feeling of isolation brought on by his studio practice. Alberto got a full-time job teaching Art History in 2004 at McHenry County College. During this time he started documenting exchange with others, family life and household chores and designating them his artwork. In 2006 he received a position at Harold Washington College in downtown Chicago where he teaches painting and drawing. In 2007 Alberto started Pedestrian Project, an art initiative dedicated to making art accessible to people from all walks of life. He regularly collaborates with others under various guises.

Alexander Cohen

Alexander Turbo Cohen the wildest creature. Knew to taking tyme and developing ideas, werks of pureness. Straight from his curls and the soul he breathes creativity. Mic check one two one two. He aspires to be a poet but hes stuck in a painting. A painterly werld he knows and he expresses that. Stay tru he myte wall ride your house and tri to eat kandi wyth your daughter. awkward amongst the prettiest of humans he has enough fokus to get werk done. An artist pure no skillz just keepin it reelz. Must make someone smile as hes livyng.